i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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