i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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