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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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