I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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