I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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