Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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