Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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