you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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