Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
