I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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