So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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