It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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