Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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