so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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