Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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