She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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