why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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