I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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