Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
someone owes me an orgasm
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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