I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Your cock deserves a montage
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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