Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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