I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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