And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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