If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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