Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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