So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
