Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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