I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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