hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He is an equal opportunity slut.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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