his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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