I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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