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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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