She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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