I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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