Porn is love you can see.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Randomize