New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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