Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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