It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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