i would punch a child for taco bell
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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