How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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