belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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