She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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