Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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