chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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