We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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