when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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