You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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