return my video game
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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