I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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