i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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