Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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