We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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