: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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