i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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