Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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