My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize