Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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